Friday, October 17, 2008

Neat facts about the Candidates

Coolest things about John and Cindy McCain:
1) he can fly a fighter jet
2) he survived being a tortured POW for 5 years
3) his father and grandfather have air bases and ships named after them
4) he married a beer baroness!
5) he's not a lawyer
6) she is a massive, globe trotting philanthropist... and never talks about it
7) she is a race car driver (mother/son drift racing)
8) she's also a pilot
9) they've got a son who just returned from serving in Iraq and they never even mention it. They also have a son at US Naval Academy.
10) she's a beer baroness!

Coolest things about Sarah and Todd Palin:
1) she was a state basketball champ.
2) she was a beauty queen.
3) she can shoot and field dress a moose... before school.
4) she helps out on the commercial fishing boats 5) she was a council member, mayor, and governor... without being a lawyer
6) he's been a commercial fisherman since he was 9
7) he's a pilot... and named their daughter Piper after his 1958 Piper Super Cub seaplane.
8) he's a steel union member... and married to a republican
9) he works on the north slope in sometimes -80 degree blizzards
10) he's part Inuit
11) he's a 4 time world champion snowmobile racer
12) he supplies the household with caribou, moose and salmon... and cooks dinner for the governor and family.
13) they've got a son serving in Iraq... infantry in the most dangerous part of the country.

Coolest things about Barack and Michelle Obama:
1) he supposedly quit smoking
2) he's supposedly got a good hook shot
3) she's...

Coolest Things about Joe and whatsername Biden:
1) he overcame stuttering
2) they have a son serving in Iraq (and Biden's not bashful about mentioning it) ... as a lawyer... far from any combat
3) she's...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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